It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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