Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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