I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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