I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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