And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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