SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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