Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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