I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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