i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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