Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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