I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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