Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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