I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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