I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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