Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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