Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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