this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I am naked and annoyed.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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