no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
this hospital has no fireball
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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