A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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