I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Will exercising make me less horny?
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