He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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