i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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