3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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