just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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