Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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