Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I am one with the molecules
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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