doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I want her autograph on my taint
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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