I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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