It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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