it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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