is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think my moral compass just broke
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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