He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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