she kept yelling 'call me bella'
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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