whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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