I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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