her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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