3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He better not be in your backpack
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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