I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
