Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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