You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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