She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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