i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
please come you make the beer taste better
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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