Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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