Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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