O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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