She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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