Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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