i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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