'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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