for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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