we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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