Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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