wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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