there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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