Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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