its not stalking. its research.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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