I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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